Some common 'net acronyms
Here is a non-inclusive list of 'net acronyms.
From various sources, especially a great post by Ed Green via Jonathan Jefferies.
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AMHIK - Ask Me How I Know
ATFQ - Answer The F***ing Question!
BDC - Brain Dead Cager (see cage)
BDI - Brain Dead Idiot
BFD - Big F***ing Deal
BOFH - Our hero, the Bastard Operator From Hell. Let's just say that
he doesn't like whiny questions from lusers...
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BRS - Big Red Switch (that shuts off the system)
BTBO - Bite the Big One / Bit the Big One
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTW - By The Way
cage - Not really an acronym, means "automobile". I first saw this on the
'net, lately I've been hearing it on the streets. Used by
motorcyclists
CYA - Cover Your Ass (Nothing to do with underwear!)
CFV - Call For Votes (usually in reference to a new newsgroup)
DIY - Do It Yourselfer
DoD - If I Told You I'd Have To Shoot You (motorcycle related)
(Best to ask the real meaning in private email...)
ESAD - Eat S*** and Die
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
FOAD - F*** Off and Die
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend (qualifying 3rd hand information)
FUD - Fear Uncertainty and Doubt
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYI - For Your Information
IAE - In any event
IANAL - I am not a lawyer
IMCO - In my considered opinion
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMWTK - Inquiring Minds Want To Know
IOW - In Other Words
JOOTT - Just one of those things
Kot* - Keeper of the * (originally used on rec.moto, seems to be
spreading)
LART - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool, usually heavy and
blunt. Fine tuning may be performed with Nerf weapons
MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS - Member Same Sex
MUD - Multiple User Dungeon
NBFD - No BFD
NRN - No reply necessary
Ob. - Obligatory (the only thing in the posting which clearly has
anything to do with the newsgroup/mailing list
in question)
OBTW - Oh BTW
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTGH - On The Gripping Hand (Third opinion, read Niven/Pournelle for
enlightenment)
RFD - Request For Discussion (usually a new newsgroup proposal)
RFI - Request For Information
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual! (or: Read the Fine Manual)
RTM - Read The Manual
SNAFU - Situation Normal All F***ed Up (predates the 'net)
SO - Significant Other
SITD - Still in the dark
TANSTAAFL- There ain't no such thing as a free lunch (I first heard this
in science-fiction settings)
TIA - Thanks in advance
TIC - Tongue in cheek
TLA - Three-Letter Acronym (such as this)
TYSVM - Thank You So Very Much
TYSMIHA - Thank You Sir, May I Have Another
TYVM - Thank You Very Much (often sarcastic)
WFO - Wide F***ing Open (referring to the throttle, usually on a
motorcycle)
WKF - Well-Known Fact (often sarcastic)
WRT - With Regard To
WTF - What The F***
YA* - Yet Another *
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary (A really common disclaimer used for
many subjects besides gasoline mileage)



