The Indian Chief

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and shots the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts to splatter everywhere, then walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says , Whoa! We're still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about, anyway? The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in , drink coffee, shot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."