A support call from Innsmouth
Path: holly.holli.com!news From: jbuchana (at) holli.com Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: Re: The Names of Gods Was(Re: Has anyone seen my T shirts?) Date: 12 Sep 1996 22:39:09 GMT Organization: Courts of Chaos Research Center Lines: 31 Approved: hastur@old_ones.net Message-ID: <51a3ed$qvb@holly.holli.com< References: <4vcqp0$jmp@cyber3.servtech.com> <50c5lh$i81@osfb.aber.ac\ .uk> <50mi98$asn@newsreader.sprintlink.net> <01bb9e7f$49e80c00$2c7\ ab6cc@artt1.nobeltec.com> <513gbl$lfb@wave.news.pipex.net> <323587\ ad.1434445@news.insync.net> <518sj7$7pf@holly.holli.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: kok-ts0-04.holli.com X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] jbuchana (at) holli.com wrote: : With all this talk, I'm going to be saying, "Ia! Ia! Hastur cv'ayak : 'vulgtmm, vuglagln, vulgtmm! Ai! Ai! Hastur!". Maybe real soon now, as I : just realized that there are probably no lusers at the library at Celaeno. Then I had another thought: "Support call from Innsmouth, Earth!" "Hello?" "Uhm, I think I have a problem." "Of course you do, what do you think your problem is?" "Well, I was testing my talisman see..." "*Testing* it?!?" "Well, my friend said I should, uhm you know, see if it like really works..." "*sigh* What did you do, and what happened?" "Well, I went to the ocean, looked out at Devil's Reef and yelled 'Na-Na Chtulhu can't touch me'" "Er, didn't you read the manual?" "There's a manual?" "Yep. And it specifically states that, 'it will protect you from the Deep Ones and the minions of the Old Ones, but not the Old Ones themselves or the immediate servitors of the Old Ones'." "They should tell you about the manual when they give you one of these things!" "*sigh* then what happened?" "Well, I started hearing these weird ululations, then these indescribable sucking sounds." "Where are you now?" "In a phone booth outside the National store in Innsmouth. Uhm, there's a tentacle coming in under the door, what do I do now?" "Well, now you die in a manner that few mortals have ever experienced." "<click> <dial tone>" At least it has a happy ending. Jim Buchanan c22jrb (at) dawg.delcoelect.com =================== http://www.holli.com/~jbuchana ======================= "The world is full of kings and queens, who blind your eyes and steal your dreams. They tell you black is really white, the moon is just the sun at night" -Ronnie James Dio ==========================================================================
