Yugo jokes

A man walks into an auto parts store and says, "I'll take a gas cap for a Yugo" "Sounds like a fair trade", says the couter worker.

Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
To keep your hands warm when pushing.

Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.

How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank!

What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
The bus schedule.

What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
Totalled.